Apologies for getting the Jane’s Addiction song stuck in your head for the rest of the week, but come learn all about Darren Aronofsky’s latest…
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Die'ced Reloaded (2025)
A murderous sociopath stalks a virginal teen on Halloween… where have I seen this before?
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The Naked Gun (2025)
What happens when a spoof movie has nothing to spoof? You get The Naked Gun 2025!
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Eddington (2025)
This is a tough one, folks, but there’s a fun story about me and my friend Andrew…
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Superman (2025)
Is this guy really trying to convince us we need to go see a superhero movie? Yes, yes he is.
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Friendship (2025)
Come find out why men are so bad at it…
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The Woman in the Yard (2025)
Today’s the daaaaaay… to read this review!
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Nosferatu (2024)
Come to Robert Eggers’ fourth film for Willem Dafoe’s unhinged performance and stay for that too, because there ain’t much else to write home about here…
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The Apprentice (2024)
Who is this movie about Donald Trump's rise to fame and fortune for? Read on to see if I figure out the answer to that question...
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Megalopolis (2024)
Francis Ford Coppola bet it all on his latest film... was it worth it? Read on to find out...
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